Why do you people attack me for my beliefs?

They call me a fool for daring to believe or talk about the FSM. But it's okay, Flying Spaghetti Monster, I still believe in you. These unbelievers will not shake my faith. Oh, great FSM, give me the wisdom that I might have the words to show them your greatness. FSM, open their hearts so that they will know how good it feels to have a bowl of spaghetti. You cannot be denied, my FSM, for you are the creator of all things pasta. Create for me a giant bowl of pasta that they might see your power and in seeing that power, they will be saved forever. Ramen.